PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 13

Friends! How are we all?! Felt I'd best check in, and make sure you're all keeping your spirits up!? It's been fairly quiet here. My mother appears to have lost some of her manic momentum of the early days of the ordeal, and is finally settling into a more casual/sensible approach. She still visits me at least…

BylizzieApril 8, 20200Comments

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PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 8

Oh readers! What a splendid day today has been! It was my mother's birthday, and due to lockdown conditions my very absent father could only buy her essential items - which mainly consisted of carrots. Yes, you heard me right, carrots. The wise fellow pulled out all the stops and ordered her bags and bags of…

BylizzieApril 3, 20200Comments

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PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 5 AND 6

Things have taken a turn...We are not even a week in and I am quite certain my mother has lost the remains of any 'plot' she had left. Wow. She - the woman who on more occasions than I can count has consumed her body weight (and mine) in chocolate (Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Biscuit) -…

BylizzieApril 1, 20200Comments

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PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAYS 3 AND 4

Dear readers, It is with great relief that I can inform you that it's been a much more pleasant two days chez moi. Turns out (conveniently) that my (very absent) father had his birthday today and my (sadly) ever present mother had to attend to creating a birthday under lockdown... It appears that this was stressful…

BylizzieMarch 30, 20200Comments

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PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 2

It is day 2 and I've already had enough. This is untenable. I kindly explained to my mother today that Netflix was invented for a reason, and that if she could go and do this 'chilling' they speak of it would be much appreciated. She countered by explaining that 'owning me' (a misconception that I…

BylizzieMarch 28, 20200Comments

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PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 1

DAY 1 Dear readers, I hope you are all well at this time. I have often worried about humans, but predominantly their lack of intellectual prowess, and currently my concerns are much more for your physical welfare. I really hope that you are all taking sensible precautions, and staying firmly at home. My mother informs me that we…

BylizzieMarch 27, 20200Comments

PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 13

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PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 5 AND 6

PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAYS 3 AND 4

PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 2

PRIDEY’S LOCKDOWN LAMENTATIONS DAY 1

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