Friends! How are we all?! Felt I'd best check in, and make sure you're all keeping your spirits up!? It's been fairly quiet here. My mother appears to have lost some of her manic momentum of the early days of the ordeal, and is finally settling into a more casual/sensible approach. She still visits me at least…
Things have taken a turn...We are not even a week in and I am quite certain my mother has lost the remains of any 'plot' she had left. Wow. She - the woman who on more occasions than I can count has consumed her body weight (and mine) in chocolate (Cadbury's Dairy Milk with Biscuit) -…
It is day 2 and I've already had enough. This is untenable. I kindly explained to my mother today that Netflix was invented for a reason, and that if she could go and do this 'chilling' they speak of it would be much appreciated. She countered by explaining that 'owning me' (a misconception that I…

